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john-lost-his-favorite-jumper:

despairchihiro:

"ugh tumblr is so hypocritical smh"

well the site has over 1 million users and the closest thing to agreement is that they all dislike wasps what the FUCK were you expecting

Wasps and Dolores Umbridge

flowury:

please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

queenmerbabe:

So I found out today that the guy I was dating from work for like 7 months (broke up early June) that got fired for stealing…

stole upwards to $76,000 in merchandise.

That prob explains why he never got close to me and we barely saw each other bc on top of his rigorous academic schedule he was operating a black market side business.

i sure know how to pick ‘em

freshprinceofbeleriand:

instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:

  • ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
  • making out in the pantry
  • gordon ramsay
  • sexual tension at the fish station
  • unfriendly competition
  • gordon ramsay
  • s a b o t a g e
  • if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
  • if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
  • think of the possibilities this presents
  • !!!!!
  • gordon ramsay
Anonymous: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

imsoshive:

rodaintshit:

To all the ladies that reach down and grab the dick while making out with a dude…

You’re the real MVP

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