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"ugh tumblr is so hypocritical smh"

well the site has over 1 million users and the closest thing to agreement is that they all dislike wasps what the FUCK were you expecting

Wasps and Dolores Umbridge


please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on


So I found out today that the guy I was dating from work for like 7 months (broke up early June) that got fired for stealing…

stole upwards to $76,000 in merchandise.

That prob explains why he never got close to me and we barely saw each other bc on top of his rigorous academic schedule he was operating a black market side business.

i sure know how to pick ‘em


instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:

  • ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
  • making out in the pantry
  • gordon ramsay
  • sexual tension at the fish station
  • unfriendly competition
  • gordon ramsay
  • s a b o t a g e
  • if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
  • if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
  • think of the possibilities this presents
  • !!!!!
  • gordon ramsay
Anonymous: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material



To all the ladies that reach down and grab the dick while making out with a dude…

You’re the real MVP